I SCREAMED!!
...written on Friday, Jan. 14, 2005, @ 12:37 p.m.
yesterday i was totally grossed out after my aptitude test at cmpb. what happened was that on my way out of the complex, i saw this old indian guy squatting beside a tree with his pants off. immediately after that guy saw me and my friend walking towards him, he got UP and walked behind that tree. apparently, he didn't exactly stop wad he was doing and got out of there. instead, he went to search for a thick branch. there was this satisfaction on his face when he found it. after which, .....
HE PLACED THE BRANCH ON THE TIP OF HIS ASS BONE AND STROKED DOWNWARDS. my jaw dropped that very instant.
went back school after that for lessons. the maths test were mainly theory based. i died.